THE COOL KIDS (YPI!)
(part of P2Ps Young People Indeed! program
which is Young People writing for Young People)
and Steph are the "cool kids".
Jenna and Heidi are the "losers".
JENNA: Look out, Heidi, here come the cool kids.
HEIDI: Yeah, right!
TRISH: Hey Losers. Didnt
see you in Church Choir
tonight oh thats right, you didnt pass the
STEPH: Too bad your boyfriends arent altar boys like ours!
Jenna and Heidi have a little conference.
JENNA: These stuck-up girls think that Jesus loves only
HEIDI: Yeah, like Salvation is theirs and theirs alone!
JENNA: Lets teach these girls a lesson!
To the Stuck-up Girls:
JENNA: Hey, Trish, I could sure use some help since you
Know the Bible, could you please help me
With a Biblical question?
TRISH: Oh my, these little gals are losers! Asking for
Help with their Bible studies? Any popular girl
Would know her Bible inside and out! Fire away,
JENNA: I know that Jesus was nailed to the Cross...
STEPH: On Calvary Hill, DUH!
JENNA: And I know that the Roman Soldiers mocked Him...
STEPH: And threw lots for His possessions, DUH!
JENNA: But what I wasnt sure about was...
STEPH: Did He die for your sins, DUH!
JENNA: No, I was wondering, TRISH, how many
nails they used to place our Savior on the Cross?
TRISH: Wow! Thats
really tough! Let me think!
Wait a minute, gee, I think Ive got it. Its THREE!
TRISH: Yeah, DUH, you dummies!
HEIDI: You sure?! Is
that from the Bible?
TRISH: Yeah...sure...I'm sure it is...
JENNA: Oh yeah, what Book?
TRISH: Let me think...
HEIDI: Allow me to save you the brain energy, Trish!
There is no Biblical passage that enumerates
The exact number of nails used in the crucifixition!
TRISH: Well so what?!
STEPH: Yeah, so what?!
HEIDI: So what? Dont
you believe that the Bible
is Infallible?! That the Bible is the word of God!
JENNA: Ever heard of something called Innerancy?!
HEIDI: The idea that it was three nails that were used
To Crucifix our Savior, comes NOT FROM THE
BIBLE, girls, but from the Secular community!
JENNA: While probably historically accurate...
HEIDI: And there are archeological findings to support it...
JENNA: You girls are basing your beliefs on something
That did not originate from the Bible.
HEIDI: Therefore it did not originate from God.
Archie and Biff enter.
ARCHIE: We heard everything you said.
BIFF: And you're absolutely right!
TRISH: Archie, lets go!
STEPH: Yeah, Biff, we have plans to attend the
After-Church Youth Group over at the
ARCHIE: Sorry, girls.
BIFF: Yeah, we have some bible reading to do with
some real smart Christians.
Archie and Biff take Jenna and Heidi's arms.
JENNA: I guess it really does pay to read your bible!
HEIDI: Especially if you're not a loser!